Round 9 Confessional

[Gary Hogeboom]

Jan 31, 2012 3:19:44 GMT -5 Rob Mariano said:

How is Jerri going now that you guys lost?

Sometimes, there needs to be a necessary evil in the world. Said is evil is Adolf Manthey. However, there is a TINY bit of benefit to keeping the bitch around, and that is she works damn hard, and pisses seemingly everyone off that isn't on our tribe. Decent chance there will be a new tribe swap either the upcoming round or the one after that, and if I end up with unfamiliar people plus Jerri, it'll be fairly easy to get people to boot her over sweet, innocent Gary Hawkins!

Besides, I think Jerri actually likes me? She gave me this horrible nickname "Gar-bear", makes me want to puke every single time she says it. Jerri should just fill me with estrogen instead, make me more female-like....But for the vote, Jessie has become a waste of space on our team, she had a chance to redeem herself from that god-awful performance last round, and she didn't. Also she hadn't really reached out to me socially, and even if I hate your fucking balls like said Fuhrer, if you talk to me I can keep you around. Jessie has worse communication skills than a mute armadillo, and as such, will be out of Kakadu forever. No way in hell she survives DMI.

[Natalie White]

I could change the name on your avatar if you'd like

[Gary Hogeboom]

Lol no I'm good Natalie thanks hun.

Btw, I just talked to Jessie for the first time privately, to try and get any potential blindside off of me, and turns out her AIM background is full of New York Giants logos.

I'm a New England Patriots fan.

The Super Bowl next week is Giants vs Pats

Bitch is goin down!!!!

[Gary Hogeboom]

So because Mikey is paranoid as shit, we are splitting some votes. I will vote Jerri, because frankly nobody else has the balls to. Why should they be? A bunch of pansies I'm aligned with! If we were back in my playing days, I'd have gone right up to Jerri and gave her an 'ol Half Nelson up the throat. Of course I don't hit women, but she really shouldn't be classified as one at this point.

So Jerri will be getting my vote, Fuhrer be damned! Better hope this vote split turns out better than the one people thought was going to work last round