Week 5: Poker Face

[Erik Huffman]

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-Fuck Her face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-Fuck Her face
(Mum mum mum mah)

[Erik Huffman]

Lindsey is real and she is actually kind of cool! Kind a pointless convo.

Erik Huffman (11:22:53 AM): i never see you online sooo i figured i would give a random hi
Lindsey (11:23:12 AM): Hey!
Lindsey (11:23:31 AM): You havent seen me because I havent been on the last few days
Lindsey (11:23:36 AM): IRL issues :-\
Erik Huffman (11:23:44 AM): lol plus your hiding!
Lindsey (11:23:59 AM): lol good point
Lindsey (11:24:20 AM): i only popped on for a bit
Lindsey (11:24:33 AM): but this is the first i've actually been on in a few days
Erik Huffman (11:24:55 AM): lol well i wasnt sure how much of the tribe you had talked to
Erik Huffman (11:25:01 AM): i didnt want to be the only one you never spoke to
Lindsey (11:25:39 AM): haha its really more like you've now upgraded yourself to One-of-the-ones-I-got-to-talk-to
Lindsey (11:26:18 AM): not being on and then going invis when you did log on surprisingly leads to a poor social game
Lindsey (11:26:27 AM): I'm planning on fixing that though
Erik Huffman (11:26:36 AM): ya i could see that ending poorly :-P
Erik Huffman (11:26:40 AM): although i hide alot too
Erik Huffman (11:26:48 AM): so i can pick and choose who i feel like talking to
Lindsey (11:26:49 AM): but not this morning because i'm lazy and a procrastinator
Lindsey (11:27:34 AM): yeah I prefer doing that, though today its more "oh, right... I wonder if i have any offlines! Oh... probably should add everyone... wow i suck"
Erik Huffman (11:27:53 AM): haha you havent even added everybody!
Erik Huffman (11:27:58 AM): epic fail
Lindsey (11:28:34 AM): haha well I added like... 2 people
Lindsey (11:28:52 AM): then I didnt finish
Lindsey (11:29:43 AM): In my defense I got hit with a perfect storm of shitty real life stuff right before the swap
Lindsey (11:30:20 AM): so I was just like "oh... swap. Um.. cool."
Erik Huffman (11:30:37 AM): well atleast you werent one of the jerks that tried to vote out eliza over amber
Lindsey (11:31:09 AM): Yeah I heard about that later. WTF was up with that?
Lindsey (11:31:28 AM): I mean, if I cost the tribe the challenge I'd expect to die for it
Lindsey (11:31:32 AM): its just fair
Erik Huffman (11:32:02 AM): haha ok so silas, jerri and andrea i guess felt us old original burrunguy were going to stick together and i think they just auto assumed that rich and you were going to stick with them
Erik Huffman (11:32:06 AM): and vote one of us out
Erik Huffman (11:32:16 AM): oh and i dont think they were expecting amber to self vote
Erik Huffman (11:32:35 AM): sooo with them just kind of grouping us together....we just decided to stay grouped together
Erik Huffman (11:33:03 AM): it was kind of weird too cause i had them coming up and saying "this is whats going to happen"
Erik Huffman (11:33:09 AM): like they were in charge
Lindsey (11:33:28 AM): lol what the fuck
Lindsey (11:33:53 AM): I got an offline from Jerri about voting Eliza after the vote was due
Erik Huffman (11:34:03 AM): ya it was retarded
Erik Huffman (11:34:14 AM): amber self voting made it even better
Lindsey (11:34:35 AM): lol yes
Erik Huffman (11:34:53 AM): if it makes you feel any better i have not heard your name come up atleast to be voted out
Erik Huffman (11:35:10 AM): which now that i think about it is semi shocking since you havent talked to anybody :-P
Lindsey (11:35:10 AM): lol well thats a good thing!
Lindsey (11:35:27 AM): haha yeah i'm honestly surprised about that
Lindsey (11:36:01 AM): I assumed i was going to end up backed into automatic-designated-next-boot territory
Erik Huffman (11:36:33 AM): haha no
Erik Huffman (11:36:42 AM): i dont think you have really been talked about at all
Lindsey (11:37:04 AM): sweet, I'm that quiet person no one cares about
Lindsey (11:37:06 AM): i mean
Lindsey (11:37:13 AM): not exactly the best thing to be
Lindsey (11:37:21 AM): but a step up from designated boot
Erik Huffman (11:37:33 AM): lol i think i would rather be that then erik the whore
Lindsey (11:37:33 AM): I'll take it
Lindsey (11:37:40 AM): lmao
Erik Huffman (11:37:53 AM): :-( i have not done anything whorish either
Lindsey (11:38:19 AM): haha so how'd you get Erik the Whore then?
Erik Huffman (11:38:28 AM): haha i have no idea!
Erik Huffman (11:38:51 AM): i figured maybe i just come off whorish
Lindsey (11:39:16 AM): You aren't coming off too whorish right now
Lindsey (11:40:28 AM): but I think if you talk to someone for 10 minutes at 11:30 in the morning and think to yourself "this guy seems kind of like a whore" theres probably something wrong with him
Lindsey (11:40:31 AM): or with you
Lindsey (11:40:53 AM): Anyway, I'll be back in a bit
Lindsey (11:41:00 AM): I have to shovel -__-
Erik Huffman (11:41:04 AM): awwwwwwwwwww
Erik Huffman (11:41:06 AM): that sucks
Erik Huffman (11:41:12 AM): thats why you hire mexicans for that
Lindsey (11:41:26 AM): LMAO
Lindsey (11:41:39 AM): we dont have any around here :-(
Erik Huffman (11:41:46 AM): :-( aw man
Lindsey (11:41:56 AM): yeah... it sucks
Lindsey (11:42:04 AM): so I have to do it instead
Lindsey (11:42:10 AM): bbl!
Erik Huffman (11:42:22 AM): alrighty catch ya later
Lindsey (11:42:25 AM): maybe I'll even go visible when I get back!
Erik Huffman (11:42:30 AM): =-O
Erik Huffman (11:42:36 AM): lets not get too ahead of ourselves
Lindsey (11:42:41 AM): I know

[Erik Huffman]

I just found this funny

Taj 12:43 pm
do you have a mouse on hand

Erik Huffman 12:44 pm
no i consider it more of a anaconda ;-)

Taj 12:44 pm
..

Erik Huffman 12:45 pm
hahaha aw come on that was funny

Taj 12:45 pm
haha jk
it was good

[Parvati Shallow]

[Erik Huffman]

I sadly dont have time right now to do the challenge and have to try to do it when I get home. Soooooo im hoping either nobody wins or whoever does win does not nominate me. This twist semi hurts me I think. While im really solid with everybody im not anybodys number 1 so I could easily go up as a nomination. I think Dave might or even Silas. That backstabber might backstab us before we backstab him! What a dick!

Also while I think Rose is Lindsey.....she is actually my favorite on my tribe. So its semi hard for me to say "Lets go beat the shit out of Lindsey" When really I hate everybody else. So I might just end up letting the whole situation go.

Right now im honestly just building up my personal relationships with people as best as possible. I will be dropping my villain role pretty soon and switching over to being the good guy because of this new twist. If the twist doesnt last I will stay a villain but if not I will start being mr. nice guy to people just to not get nomd up.

Also it turns out Andrea is extremely stupid. I have to slowly explain strategies out to her and then re-explain them again when she still does not get it.

[Erik Huffman]

Me and Eliza talk

Erik Huffman (10:54:05 PM): yay thank jesus you won
Erik Huffman (10:55:25 PM): this is the part were we jump up in down in celebration right?
Eliza (10:57:35 PM): hahaha yeah :-P
Erik Huffman (10:57:51 PM): have they all started kissing your ass yet?
Eliza (10:58:04 PM): silas and jerri yes lol
Erik Huffman (10:58:17 PM): hahaha
Erik Huffman (10:58:20 PM): too funny
Eliza (10:59:15 PM): i know
Erik Huffman (10:59:46 PM): well in my tribal questions i said i hoped you pity me and kept me safe :-(
Eliza (11:00:45 PM): lol
Eliza (11:01:36 PM): i guess it's pretty much decided
Erik Huffman (11:01:49 PM): andrea, jerri and silas?
Eliza (11:02:10 PM): maybe jessie instead of andrea
Eliza (11:02:18 PM): or isnt that the plan anymore?
Erik Huffman (11:02:31 PM): no you can do that but just check this out
Erik Huffman (11:02:45 PM): Erik Huffman 10:58 pm
are you excited about eliza winning


Andrea 11:00 pm
lol excited?
I dunno if thats the right word
Eliza (11:03:06 PM): hmm why is that?
Erik Huffman (11:03:12 PM): lol i just asked her that
Eliza (11:03:32 PM): tell me what she says
Erik Huffman (11:03:45 PM): Erik Huffman 11:02 pm
why not


Andrea 11:03 pm
I dunno should I be excited she won?



Erik Huffman 11:03 pm
well she almost got voted out last week and won this week
its kind of a cool underdog story
Eliza (11:04:00 PM): lol
Erik Huffman (11:04:14 PM): ok now im just pulling shit out of my ass
Eliza (11:04:27 PM): show me :-P
Erik Huffman (11:05:17 PM): I think 11 people voted last time
She didn't almost get voted out lol


Erik Huffman 11:04 pm
well i thought it was a cool underdog story



Andrea 11:04 pm
You asked if I was excited she won lol
Not if it was a cool underdog story ;-)


Erik Huffman (11:05:21 PM): lol ok im giving up
Eliza (11:05:57 PM): lol
Eliza (11:06:05 PM): thats not nice of her =(
Erik Huffman (11:06:25 PM): well im happy you won dor
Erik Huffman (11:06:27 PM): dork*
Eliza (11:06:37 PM): i know
Eliza (11:06:48 PM): but now i wonder what should i do
Erik Huffman (11:06:58 PM): just flip a coin over it
Erik Huffman (11:07:45 PM): although you nomming up andrea, silas and jerri cause they all tried to vote you out over an inactive makes sense
Erik Huffman (11:07:57 PM): the jessie plan made sense when there wasnt noms
Eliza (11:08:24 PM): yeah it makes sense
Erik Huffman (11:12:26 PM): in your speech when nomming them up
Erik Huffman (11:12:38 PM): you should just say "Paybacks a bitch"
Erik Huffman (11:12:42 PM): and do a ghetto snap
Eliza (11:13:31 PM): lool
Eliza (11:13:34 PM): :-P

[Rob Mariano]

Do you have any long term relationship with Eliza?

[Erik Huffman]

Jan 23, 2012 6:53:37 GMT -5 Rob Mariano said:

Do you have any long term relationship with Eliza?

Im not sure what my full on relationship with Eliza is. I think we are just kind of watching out for each other right now. I dont picture me watching out for her the whole game but you never know.

I should have a bunch of posts coming up soon enough about the game.

[Erik Huffman]

Im kind of feeling bad about the Silas being voted out. He hasnt done anything besides be a dumbass about stuff. Like personality wise I like him more then Jerri. Also this move will piss off Ralph sooooooooooo.

Its annoying to me though that nobody seems to have an opinion about anything on my tribe though but Silas. Its just sad that he has way different one then me.

Blah I dont like feeling bad about it

Also I have noticed im distancing myself just a bit from Taj and Bubba. But I look around at my other options and just hate all of them. Andrea and Jessie I find to be dumb. Lindsey isnt around worth a shit. Me and Dave dont talk. Jerri is insane/overly selfish, Rich is useless besides his vote. That just leaves Eliza who I actually like alot which I didnt realize till I just wrote about disliking everybody else.

Also this convo made me feel kind of bad for Jessie

Jessie Camacho 2:50 pm
It sucks bc I have no gameplan right now

Erik Huffman 2:51 pm
you mean like for the vote or just for the game in general

Jessie Camacho 2:52 pm
Just in general. It's so difficult to make decisions based on NOTHING

Erik Huffman 2:53 pm
lol just go with whatever your alliances are doing

Jessie Camacho 2:54 pm
That would be nice if I had one.

Erik Huffman 2:54 pm
nobody has cut you a deal yet!
lol i figured atleast one person would have

Jessie Camacho 2:55 pm
No its insane! Lol

[Erik Huffman]

I wanted to quickly clarify why i think Silas made dumbass mistakes.

His biggest mistake was just not shutting the fuck up. He kept pushing that our orginal tribe was going to stick together. But that really was not the case at all. Like I made it clear I was more then willing to get rid of Dave. But he made a huge point of it to flat out attack us just auto assuming he had the numbers and people thinking what he thought.

He also did this on a terrible week when Amber was the clear person to go. But instead of targetting our lamest member in Dave. Which I probably would have voted out. He went for somebody who made our team stronger in Eliza. Nobody in their right mind was going to go for this. Also the way he went about it I think came off terribly. He came up to us almost like we had no choice in the matter.

Then he offered me, Taj and Bubba a deal which was smart to do but you cant jump on our ass and start trying to call out alliances and make one with us that just seems stupid to me. He is still kind of over doing it by saying the last couple votes have told alot. His dumbass put us in that position. If you didnt group us together and try to target us for it then we wouldnt group together and vote your stupid ass out...its just frustrating.



Also I decided to make a final 2 deal with Eliza. Will I stick by this deal? Im going to do my best.

[Natalie White]

So what was the change that it went from watching out for each other to a final 2 in a few hours?

[Erik Huffman]

Jan 23, 2012 16:22:00 GMT -5 Natalie White said:

So what was the change that it went from watching out for each other to a final 2 in a few hours?

It was a combo of realizing I didnt like anybody that much but was ok with her and me just being bored.

I also picked a stupid fight with Jessie just from being bored. I should just go to sleep before I threaten to kill somebody.

Andrea 4:16 pm
I don't want to cheat on Matt :-(

Erik Huffman 4:16 pm
">" who is this matt guy

Andrea 4:16 pm
He was from Redemption Island :-(

Erik Huffman 4:16 pm
:-( i will just kill him then
you can take me to court for it

Andrea 4:17 pm
:-(

Erik Huffman 4:20 pm
im sorry!
its like your forcing me to do it