Fun Times With Fob and Bob

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oh I thought he was talking on the real show

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more coming tomorrow but I'm goin to bed!

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"Bob Dawg misses the Fob Dawg"

Bob Dawg (9:29:41 PM): i miss you...

Fuck yeah you do!!!! ^___^

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"We're totes equals"

Judson Birza (11:30:51 PM): I got 4th again -_____-
Bob Dawg (11:30:58 PM): lol
Judson Birza (11:31:54 PM): oh well, I guess that's solid
Judson Birza (11:38:08 PM): damn bro you sucked
Judson Birza (11:38:09 PM): ASS
Bob Dawg (11:38:12 PM): ...
Judson Birza (11:40:48 PM): MAJOR.ASS.BRAH!
Bob Dawg (11:40:51 PM): dude
Bob Dawg (11:40:52 PM): i got 7th
Judson Birza (11:41:25 PM): 3 places worse than me homie! ;D
Bob Dawg (11:41:31 PM): 1st + 7th
Bob Dawg (11:41:39 PM): > 4th + 4th
Judson Birza (11:42:43 PM): 1st + 1st +4th+ 4th+ 4th= better Dawg than Bob Dawg
Judson Birza (11:42:46 PM): ;X
Bob Dawg (11:42:50 PM): loooool
Bob Dawg (11:42:58 PM): yea shut up
Judson Birza (11:44:10 PM): TOP DAWG!!!!
Bob Dawg (11:44:15 PM): dont push it
Judson Birza (11:44:21 PM): aight aight
Judson Birza (11:44:25 PM): we're equal ;D

I did so much better than himm by the way!! ;X

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"Sugar, my love!"

~In a chat with Bobby~

Judson Birza (12:49:45 AM): Sugar is annoying me -___-
Judson Birza (12:50:03 AM): she's like
Judson Birza (12:50:06 AM): i'ma do this
Judson Birza (12:50:08 AM): i'm doing this
Bob Dawg (12:50:10 AM): she wants yoru dick
Judson Birza (12:50:12 AM): i want a gif
Judson Birza (12:50:16 AM): SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!
Bob Dawg (12:50:17 AM): she wants you to say
Judson Birza (12:50:19 AM): no one cares!
Bob Dawg (12:50:19 AM): Im going to do you
Bob Dawg (12:50:26 AM): trust me

~In chatroom with my tribe -Natalie the hoe~

Judson Birza (12:50:32 AM): Sugar, I know you want me to say it so I'll say it...
Judson Birza (12:50:36 AM): I wanna do you! ;D

~Back with Bobby~

Bob Dawg (12:50:39 AM): LMAO
Judson Birza (12:50:41 AM): I said it
Judson Birza (12:50:42 AM): ;D
Bob Dawg (12:50:48 AM): your an idiot

I don't think Sugar cared

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"The best idiot"

Bob Dawg (12:50:48 AM): your an idiot
Judson Birza (12:50:52 AM): you best be right homeboy
Bob Dawg (12:50:55 AM): but your the best idiot i could ask for
Judson Birza (12:51:03 AM): lmaoooo whys that?
Bob Dawg (12:51:12 AM): because you listen to me ^_^
Bob Dawg (12:51:14 AM): Yul laughed
Judson Birza (12:51:22 AM): I'm your apprentice, I have to
Judson Birza (12:51:39 AM): it's in the code, bro!
Bob Dawg (12:52:01 AM): :-P
Bob Dawg (12:52:04 AM): my apprentice
Bob Dawg (12:52:05 AM): hm i like that
Judson Birza (12:52:10 AM): i'm the little Dawg
Judson Birza (12:52:12 AM): duh!

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"Our personal blow up doll"

Bob Dawg (12:54:17 AM): i officially
Bob Dawg (12:54:18 AM): have no idea
Bob Dawg (12:54:20 AM): what Eliza is saying
Bob Dawg (12:54:25 AM): her response
Bob Dawg (12:54:27 AM): made 0 sense to me
Judson Birza (12:54:33 AM): what the fuck!?
Bob Dawg (12:54:34 AM): excuse me sugar
Judson Birza (12:54:37 AM): let's just vote her ass OUT!
Judson Birza (12:54:41 AM): ;D
Judson Birza (12:54:47 AM): BLINDSIDE #1!!
Bob Dawg (12:54:49 AM): loool
Bob Dawg (12:54:51 AM): she's more useful
Bob Dawg (12:55:16 AM): then
Bob Dawg (12:55:16 AM): Natalie
Bob Dawg (12:55:20 AM): whose a glorified blow up doll
Judson Birza (12:55:23 AM): yeah I agree
Bob Dawg (12:55:29 AM): and the other person who i don't remember is on our tribe
Judson Birza (12:55:29 AM): but we need one of those!
Judson Birza (12:55:36 AM): but we could make Lindsey our blow up doll instead
Bob Dawg (12:55:42 AM): h yea we could
Judson Birza (12:55:47 AM): that's it.
Judson Birza (12:55:49 AM): it's official
Judson Birza (12:55:57 AM): Lindsey is the Dawg's Blow Up Doll

Not the hottest blow up doll but she serves her purpose.

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"Lindsey's a Serial Killer"

Bob Dawg (12:56:06 AM): im worried Lindsey
Bob Dawg (12:56:08 AM): is one of those people
Bob Dawg (12:56:12 AM): that kills us in our sleep
Bob Dawg (12:56:14 AM): for enjoyment
Judson Birza (12:56:17 AM): lmaoooo
Judson Birza (12:56:20 AM): serial killer!!!
Bob Dawg (12:56:21 AM): when we were talking
Bob Dawg (12:56:31 AM): she told me how to get my roomate to leave
Bob Dawg (12:56:41 AM): she said make all the action figures and posters in my room
Bob Dawg (12:56:44 AM): have their eyes looking at him
Judson Birza (12:57:07 AM): LMAOOOOOOO
Bob Dawg (12:57:10 AM): and start muttering when im concetrating abotu not wanting to "do it" and then saying "if its your will"
Judson Birza (12:57:32 AM): whatta creep dude
Bob Dawg (12:57:50 AM): yea it was odd

What the FUCK is Lindsey's deal. Chick is so weird

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"Sugar's clock obsession"

~All happening in our chatroom~

Eliza Orlins (11:53:20 PM): my clock keeps losing seconds
Eliza Orlins (11:53:29 PM): im trying to test it again lol


Eliza Orlins (11:56:15 PM): im using my computer clock and just comparing when mine turns


Eliza Orlins (12:08:04 AM): btw that clock doesnt work for me Bob - like I can't see the time anywhere


Eliza Orlins (12:10:52 AM): i tried to watch grey's anatomy but i kept playing with my clock and wasnt paying attention


Eliza Orlins (12:12:33 AM): okay im going to test out your clock now


Eliza Orlins (12:15:17 AM): okay everyone use this clock lol


Eliza Orlins (12:25:33 AM): okay so this time, with Bob's magical clock, I'm going to do better


Eliza Orlins (12:48:17 AM): okay im going to test post with this clock on another board


Judson Birza (12:50:32 AM): Sugar, I know you want me to say it so I'll say it...
Judson Birza (12:50:36 AM): I wanna do you! ;D
IambetterthanYul (12:50:50 AM): lol
Eliza Orlins (12:53:03 AM): is it the half naked running Fabio?
Eliza Orlins (12:53:09 AM): cause i get that a lot :-P
Judson Birza (12:54:58 AM): nah, totes turns me off
Judson Birza (12:55:11 AM): it's your obsession with clocks
Judson Birza (12:55:16 AM): it TURNS.ME.ON!!

It really doesn't ;X

Eliza Orlins (12:56:33 AM): if I use Bob's clock and post when it's 4 seconds before it works lol
Eliza Orlins (12:56:33 AM): if I use Bob's clock and post when it's 4 seconds before it works lol
Eliza Orlins (12:56:36 AM): we'll see...
Judson Birza (12:56:50 AM): TURNS.ME.ON!
Bob Dawg (12:57:31 AM): hear that Fabs
Bob Dawg (12:57:40 AM): she's already used my cock... your sloppy seconds
Bob Dawg (12:57:43 AM): *clock my bad
Judson Birza (12:59:13 AM): you little SHIT!
Judson Birza (12:59:18 AM): Sugar how could you?!
Eliza Orlins (12:59:19 AM): =-O

~In a chat with Bobby~

Judson Birza (12:58:57 AM): dude, still about the fuggin clocks!!
Judson Birza (12:59:01 AM): -__________________________________-
Bob Dawg (12:59:01 AM): :-P
Bob Dawg (12:59:09 AM): the last minute is always the longest
Judson Birza (1:01:12 AM): I know right?! haha
Judson Birza (1:05:05 AM): dood
Judson Birza (1:05:10 AM): she needs to shut up bout the clocks
Judson Birza (1:05:12 AM): or die
Judson Birza (1:05:14 AM): one of the 2
Bob Dawg (1:06:59 AM): i hope she got my joke...
Judson Birza (1:07:08 AM): she's pretty transparent
Judson Birza (1:07:11 AM): i'd say no haha
Judson Birza (1:09:08 AM): see...she doesn't care loool

~Back in the chatroom with the tribe~

Eliza Orlins (1:03:59 AM): Hey Lindsey
Bob Dawg (1:03:59 AM): hey Linds
stellarquakex (1:04:01 AM): hey guys
Eliza Orlins (1:04:09 AM): how do you feel about clocks?
Judson Birza (1:04:12 AM): hey girl!
stellarquakex (1:04:13 AM): over my friend's
stellarquakex (1:04:18 AM): and her net
Judson Birza (1:04:21 AM): SHUTUP ABOUT THE CLOCKS!!!!!


Bob Dawg (1:05:35 AM): do you prefer White Clocks, Larger Black Clocks, or Small Yellow Clocks
Bob Dawg (1:05:44 AM): I mean Sugar
Bob Dawg (1:05:48 AM): your name is throwing me off
Judson Birza (1:05:54 AM): LMAOOOO
Eliza Orlins (1:05:57 AM): I prefer clocks that keep the damn time Bob!
Bob Dawg (1:06:02 AM): oh
Bob Dawg (1:06:07 AM): you dont like them for design?
Eliza Orlins (1:06:07 AM): down to the second
Eliza Orlins (1:06:13 AM): clocks that keep proboard time
Judson Birza (1:06:23 AM): CLOCKS TURN ME ON!
Eliza Orlins (1:07:06 AM): Yeah I've been using Bob's clock all night


Eliza Orlins (1:45:19 AM): i can't believe we're all up this late
Eliza Orlins (1:45:24 AM): brb
IambetterthanYul (1:46:30 AM): imma prolly hit the sack after my next time posting but get up and back at early also
Judson Birza (1:46:34 AM): she has to go get a clock fix

Seriously that's like a segment at the finally. And I just picture Eliza saying it and I already want to shoot myself -__________-

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"Just some clock work"

Bob Dawg (1:09:17 AM): she
Bob Dawg (1:09:22 AM): has been riding my clock hard
Judson Birza (1:09:58 AM): yeah dude!
Judson Birza (1:10:01 AM): I'm next
Judson Birza (1:10:04 AM): not on your clock
Judson Birza (1:10:07 AM): on hers ;D
Bob Dawg (1:10:15 AM): looool
Bob Dawg (1:10:22 AM): lindsey needs to hope on my clock
Judson Birza (1:10:38 AM): tell her to
Bob Dawg (1:10:41 AM): lol
Bob Dawg (1:10:43 AM): i tried
Bob Dawg (1:10:47 AM): she said it didn't feel right
Judson Birza (1:12:19 AM): dang dude
Bob Dawg (1:12:27 AM): lol
Judson Birza (1:12:29 AM): dog walkers can't get into it with Dawgs
Bob Dawg (1:12:35 AM): :-P

DENIED MOTHA FUCKA!!!!

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"Bobby spews greatness"

Judson Birza (1:52:15 AM): will any of our convos make it to the "Fun Times With Fob and Bob" thread?
Bob Dawg (1:52:27 AM): i just copy and paste the whole thing
Judson Birza (1:52:33 AM): oh dayum!
Bob Dawg (1:52:50 AM): maybe if i get bored sometime
Bob Dawg (1:52:54 AM): i'll highlight the good parts
Judson Birza (1:53:08 AM): lmao
Judson Birza (1:53:15 AM): I broke it into sections
Judson Birza (1:53:19 AM): took the good parts I remembered
Bob Dawg (1:53:22 AM): :-P
Judson Birza (1:53:24 AM): and posted them
Judson Birza (1:53:27 AM): gave em a title ;D
Judson Birza (1:53:31 AM): mine's probs better than yours
Judson Birza (1:53:34 AM): cuz I'm white
Bob Dawg (1:53:36 AM): probably
Judson Birza (1:53:57 AM): don't be hard on yourself
Judson Birza (1:54:08 AM): not everyone can spew greatness from their fingertips
Bob Dawg (1:54:12 AM): lol
Bob Dawg (1:54:16 AM): your just copying
Bob Dawg (1:54:19 AM): my spewed greatness

Someones just jealous

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"If we were rappers, you're the ft. part"

Bob Dawg (1:54:28 AM): its really
Bob Dawg (1:54:36 AM): Fun times with Bob featuring Fob
Judson Birza (1:54:41 AM): nah
Bob Dawg (1:54:46 AM): in a song
Bob Dawg (1:54:47 AM): your the Ft.
Judson Birza (1:54:51 AM): I'm totes the star!
Bob Dawg (1:54:52 AM): the part no one cares about
Bob Dawg (1:54:58 AM): he has a verse maybe
Bob Dawg (1:55:00 AM): or does background

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"Auto tune"

Judson Birza (1:55:03 AM): dude we need to make a song
Judson Birza (1:55:07 AM): do I have auto-tune?
Bob Dawg (1:55:12 AM): no
Bob Dawg (1:55:16 AM): its a rap
Judson Birza (1:55:17 AM): WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Bob Dawg (1:55:18 AM): we are black
Judson Birza (1:55:18 AM): why not?!
Bob Dawg (1:55:20 AM): well
Bob Dawg (1:55:21 AM): i am
Judson Birza (1:55:29 AM): all the good rappers have auto tune
Bob Dawg (1:55:36 AM): lool
Judson Birza (1:55:36 AM): Lil wayne
Judson Birza (1:55:37 AM): akon
Judson Birza (1:55:41 AM): t-pain
Judson Birza (1:55:44 AM): lil jon
Bob Dawg (1:55:48 AM): i dont
Judson Birza (1:55:49 AM): Fob Dawg
Judson Birza (1:55:54 AM): all of us have auto tune
Bob Dawg (1:55:51 AM): im the best

[Rob Mariano]

Haha this is pretty funny

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