Fun Times With Fob and Bob

[fabio]

Here I will post all my conversations I have with Bob as, thus far, they have been wonderful and entertaining!! ^_^

[fabio]

"The beginning: Great first impressions!!!" ;X

Bob Dawg (4:29:16 PM): Hey Jud
Judson Birza (4:29:25 PM): Fabio*

Dude LOVES me!!

[fabio]

"I'm an engineer!!!....I'm poor"

Bob Dawg (4:32:32 PM): usually i have a lab too but its the first week back
Bob Dawg (4:32:35 PM): so i don't have any
Judson Birza (4:32:43 PM): a lab for what?
Bob Dawg (4:32:53 PM): Engineering Design
Bob Dawg (4:32:57 PM): not sure what that will ential yet
Judson Birza (4:33:16 PM): what the fuck!
Judson Birza (4:33:19 PM): dude that's hard lmaoo
Bob Dawg (4:34:52 PM): loool
Bob Dawg (4:34:54 PM): we'll see
Judson Birza (4:35:04 PM): what do you plan to do with that?
Bob Dawg (4:35:18 PM): not sure yet
Bob Dawg (4:35:27 PM): be an engineer i guess lol
Judson Birza (4:35:36 PM): when you get rich, remember me, ok?
Bob Dawg (4:35:40 PM): loool
Bob Dawg (4:35:44 PM): k

I will have a rich friend once he graduates college and gets a nice job! NO MORE WORKING FOR FABIO! \o/ HELL YEAH!

[fabio]

"The naming of "The Dawgs"...if you're rhyming impaired!!" Tune into this one!

Bob Dawg (5:01:24 PM): we get the top left corner of the MW
Judson Birza (5:01:33 PM): represent!
Judson Birza (5:01:38 PM): we at the top, like we should be!
Judson Birza (5:01:44 PM): top dawgs right here
Judson Birza (5:02:00 PM): Do I get to be Fab Dawg?
Bob Dawg (5:02:05 PM): loool
Bob Dawg (5:02:10 PM): Jud Dawg sounds better
Judson Birza (5:02:20 PM): nah it doesn't
Judson Birza (5:02:31 PM): fine
Judson Birza (5:02:31 PM): fine
Bob Dawg (5:02:35 PM): :-P
Bob Dawg (5:02:40 PM): or Birz Dawg
Judson Birza (5:02:43 PM): you can call me Jud Dawg, I'll call myself the Fab Dawg
Judson Birza (5:02:54 PM): But Fab Dawg rhymes with Bob Dawg
Judson Birza (5:03:00 PM): so it's like Fab Dawg and Bob Dawg
Bob Dawg (5:03:09 PM): if your rhyming impaired
Judson Birza (5:03:21 PM): It's because your saying it like fabulous
Judson Birza (5:03:24 PM): not like fabio
Bob Dawg (5:03:40 PM): you say fabulous
Bob Dawg (5:03:43 PM): Fobulous?
Judson Birza (5:03:52 PM): and sorry that I ain't no engineer
Judson Birza (5:03:53 PM): damn!
Judson Birza (5:04:13 PM): Does Fob not rhyme with Bob?
Bob Dawg (5:07:07 PM): it does
Bob Dawg (5:07:11 PM): but i say Fabulous
Bob Dawg (5:07:14 PM): FAB u lous
Bob Dawg (5:07:18 PM): not FOB u lous
Judson Birza (5:07:34 PM): i know, so say Fab Dawg like Fob Dawg
Judson Birza (5:07:39 PM): that rhymes with Bob Dawg homie
Bob Dawg (5:07:39 PM): looool
Bob Dawg (5:07:52 PM): so does Knob Dawg
Judson Birza (5:07:55 PM): and that's who I am... the Fob Dawg motha fucker!
Judson Birza (5:08:01 PM): you're a knob
Bob Dawg (5:08:07 PM): nope
Judson Birza (5:08:28 PM): dude
Judson Birza (5:08:33 PM): i'm the Fob Dawg
Judson Birza (5:08:35 PM): deal with it
Bob Dawg (5:08:39 PM): loool
Bob Dawg (5:08:43 PM): we are the Mob of Dawgs
Judson Birza (5:08:47 PM): and we'll rock shit together
Judson Birza (5:08:49 PM): YES!
Bob Dawg (5:08:52 PM): the Dawg Mob
Judson Birza (5:08:59 PM): We must recruit more
Bob Dawg (5:09:06 PM): Ami can't be in it
Bob Dawg (5:09:10 PM): since her name can't rhyme
Judson Birza (5:09:18 PM): and she doesn't speak english ;X
Bob Dawg (5:09:22 PM): lmao
Bob Dawg (5:09:30 PM): Sugar could be
Judson Birza (5:09:30 PM): but she's from portugal
Judson Birza (5:09:35 PM): that's doglike...right?
Bob Dawg (5:09:36 PM): Sob Dawg
Judson Birza (5:09:53 PM): Lindsey can be...
Judson Birza (5:09:58 PM): "Lindsey"- the dog walker
Bob Dawg (5:10:02 PM): lmao
Bob Dawg (5:10:04 PM): your an idiot
Judson Birza (5:10:07 PM): nah we don't get walked
Judson Birza (5:10:14 PM): whaaaa?
Judson Birza (5:10:38 PM): that's harsh words for someone you just met
Judson Birza (5:10:46 PM): crazy dawg
Bob Dawg (5:11:44 PM): lol

And thus I am dubbed - "The Fob Dawg" (Not Fab)

[fabio]

"Ami is just....awkward!!"

Bob Dawg (5:15:32 PM): Ami just told me
Bob Dawg (5:15:35 PM): its awkard to tlak to me
Judson Birza (5:17:36 PM): she said "it's awkward to talk to you Bob Dawg"?
Bob Dawg (5:19:09 PM): Ami 6:14 pm
i hate this games in the begning


Bob Dawg 6:14 pm
why



Ami 6:14 pm
u dont know ppl and still dont know what to say
=S



Bob Dawg 6:14 pm
yea haha
it'll get easier



Ami 6:15 pm
yeah, but it feels totally awark =P
Bob Dawg (5:19:10 PM): lol
Judson Birza (5:20:22 PM): lmaoooo
Judson Birza (5:20:24 PM): she hates you bro!
Bob Dawg (5:20:35 PM):
Bob Dawg (5:20:45 PM): i just wanna be a cuddly Bob Dawg
Judson Birza (5:21:00 PM): apparently i'm sassy lmao
Bob Dawg (5:21:04 PM): :-P
Judson Birza (5:21:06 PM): so i'm a sassy dawg
Bob Dawg (5:21:09 PM): i'd use the term annoying
Judson Birza (5:21:09 PM): you can be the cuddly one
Bob Dawg (5:21:12 PM): but sassy works
Judson Birza (5:21:15 PM): wow
Bob Dawg (5:21:23 PM): :-P
Judson Birza (5:21:30 PM): naw, i'm done with you
Bob Dawg (5:21:32 PM): im just messing with you buddy
Judson Birza (5:21:32 PM): hated
Bob Dawg (5:21:34 PM): >

I'm so cool and he knows it!!!

[fabio]

"Reproduction!....WAIT, WHAT?!?!"

Bob Dawg (5:21:44 PM): I will pull a David
Bob Dawg (5:21:47 PM): and write yoru name down
Bob Dawg (5:21:50 PM): 10 times on my ballot
Bob Dawg (5:21:53 PM): to make sure you leave
Judson Birza (5:21:56 PM): david?
Bob Dawg (5:21:58 PM): yes
Bob Dawg (5:22:05 PM): from Redemption Island
Bob Dawg (5:22:11 PM): he wrote Rob like 7 times on his ballot
Bob Dawg (5:22:22 PM): hoping that he could find a loophole
Judson Birza (5:22:28 PM): wait what?
Judson Birza (5:22:29 PM): he did?
Bob Dawg (5:22:32 PM): mhm
Judson Birza (5:22:41 PM): when he voted for a winner?
Bob Dawg (5:22:46 PM): no
Bob Dawg (5:22:52 PM): during a regular TC
Judson Birza (5:22:52 PM): OH!
Judson Birza (5:22:55 PM): during merge
Judson Birza (5:22:56 PM): lmao
Judson Birza (5:22:57 PM): sorry
Bob Dawg (5:22:59 PM): mhm
Judson Birza (5:23:02 PM): i'm a tard
Bob Dawg (5:23:05 PM): Slow Dawg?
Judson Birza (5:23:09 PM): yeah, for sure
Judson Birza (5:23:17 PM): more like "fucked up dawg" but slow works xD
Bob Dawg (5:24:26 PM): -.-
Bob Dawg (5:24:48 PM): oh for you
Bob Dawg (5:24:53 PM): yea
Judson Birza (5:25:15 PM): lmaooo yes me
Judson Birza (5:25:19 PM): we're both slow dawgs
Judson Birza (5:25:22 PM): we suck as a pack
Judson Birza (5:25:29 PM): ;D
Bob Dawg (5:25:47 PM): :-P
Judson Birza (5:27:22 PM): 2 slow people make one regular person, right?
Bob Dawg (5:27:29 PM): no
Judson Birza (5:27:30 PM): xD
Bob Dawg (5:27:33 PM): they make a really slow person
Judson Birza (5:27:38 PM): oh shit!
Judson Birza (5:27:54 PM): so we're better apart then together?
Judson Birza (5:27:58 PM): sad dawg
Bob Dawg (5:27:59 PM): well i mean
Bob Dawg (5:28:03 PM): if we were to reproduce
Judson Birza (5:28:11 PM): DUDE!
Judson Birza (5:28:11 PM): yeah
Bob Dawg (5:28:11 PM): we would make a very effed up child
Judson Birza (5:28:17 PM): totes
Judson Birza (5:28:26 PM): except, he'd be a dawg, not a child
Judson Birza (5:29:06 PM): but that would be one more to the dawg pack
Bob Dawg (5:30:04 PM): lol
Bob Dawg (5:30:09 PM): it might be so fucked up
Bob Dawg (5:30:11 PM): it would be a cat
Judson Birza (5:31:02 PM): [freaks out]
Judson Birza (5:31:07 PM): anything but a cat bro
Bob Dawg (5:31:20 PM): loool
Bob Dawg (5:31:27 PM): I EAT PUSSY FOR BREAKFEST
Judson Birza (5:31:33 PM): FUCK YEAH!
Judson Birza (5:31:36 PM): [raises fist]
Judson Birza (5:31:46 PM): wait...so you'd eat our reproduction?
Bob Dawg (5:31:46 PM): Fuck those cats hard
Judson Birza (5:31:53 PM): for breakfast?
Bob Dawg (5:32:43 PM): yrs
Judson Birza (5:35:37 PM): dude...that's wrong
Judson Birza (5:35:40 PM): messed up bro
Judson Birza (5:35:51 PM): I will protect pussy dawg from you
Judson Birza (5:44:19 PM): oh alright
Judson Birza (5:44:20 PM): whatevs
Judson Birza (5:44:25 PM): you can eat him
Bob Dawg (5:44:26 PM): loooool
Bob Dawg (5:44:27 PM): YES

I am naming our cat child "Fobabio Dawg"! It rings, most def!

[fabio]

"Referring back to me being Fob Dawg- I'M TOTES IN!!!! And then he LIES!!!"

Bob Dawg (10:06:19 PM): lguess who i am in that game
Judson Birza (10:06:32 PM): I'd just guess Bob Dawg lmao
Bob Dawg (10:06:39 PM): im another Dawg
Judson Birza (10:07:10 PM): another dawg?
Judson Birza (10:07:17 PM): what other dawg could there possibly be?!
Bob Dawg (10:07:22 PM): Fob Dawg
Judson Birza (10:07:30 PM): no way!!!
Bob Dawg (10:07:33 PM): cept i prefer to be called Judson
Judson Birza (10:07:36 PM): guess who I am in that game?
Bob Dawg (10:07:46 PM): Bob Dawg
Judson Birza (10:07:48 PM): YES!
Bob Dawg (10:09:06 PM): lol
Judson Birza (10:09:47 PM): there's a Bob Dawg in that game?
Bob Dawg (10:09:52 PM): no
Judson Birza (10:10:02 PM): oh

I could totes be Bob Dawg! I'd rock that shit!!!

[fabio]

"Dood is bad. Anti-jokes are lame, but good!"

Bob Dawg (11:02:28 PM): Sugar Boogah?
Judson Birza (11:05:31 PM): dood ya!
Bob Dawg (11:05:39 PM): *dude
Bob Dawg (11:05:41 PM): thats weird thoguh
Judson Birza (11:06:08 PM): nah
Judson Birza (11:06:10 PM): it's fine
Judson Birza (11:06:13 PM): she'll love it
Judson Birza (11:06:15 PM): ;D
Bob Dawg (11:07:05 PM): eh
Bob Dawg (11:07:09 PM): its weird
Judson Birza (11:10:09 PM): dood chill
Judson Birza (11:10:11 PM): we're all bros here
Bob Dawg (11:10:58 PM): lol
Bob Dawg (11:11:00 PM): k
Bob Dawg (11:11:04 PM): MY BAD
Judson Birza (11:12:50 PM): srs
Judson Birza (11:12:53 PM): what's wrong with you?
Bob Dawg (11:13:00 PM): lol
Bob Dawg (11:13:03 PM): Dood bothers me
Bob Dawg (11:13:09 PM): idk why
Bob Dawg (11:13:10 PM): but it does
Judson Birza (11:13:54 PM): doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
Judson Birza (11:13:55 PM): er
Bob Dawg (11:14:06 PM): do you know what anti jokes are
Judson Birza (11:14:07 PM): fine d00d
Judson Birza (11:14:11 PM): what?
Judson Birza (11:14:13 PM): no
Judson Birza (11:14:16 PM): what do I look like?!
Judson Birza (11:14:19 PM): an engineer?!
Bob Dawg (11:14:27 PM): why did the kid drop his ice cream code
Bob Dawg (11:14:38 PM): *cone
Judson Birza (11:15:18 PM): because he said dood to Bob Dawg and BD slapped it outta his hand?
Bob Dawg (11:15:26 PM): no
Bob Dawg (11:15:28 PM): he was hit by a bus
Judson Birza (11:15:39 PM): oh...
Bob Dawg (11:15:57 PM): yours was funny lol
Judson Birza (11:15:58 PM): I kinda picture in my mind that if he gets hit by a bus, that the cone would just slam and stick to the bus
Bob Dawg (11:16:14 PM): what did the guy with no arms and no legs get from christmas?
Judson Birza (11:16:24 PM): from Christmas?
Judson Birza (11:16:26 PM): Or for?
Bob Dawg (11:16:36 PM): for
Bob Dawg (11:18:38 PM): he got cancer
Bob Dawg (11:18:48 PM): these aren't as funny
Bob Dawg (11:18:48 PM): online
Bob Dawg (11:18:52 PM): you have to be in person
Bob Dawg (11:18:54 PM): to get the full effect
Judson Birza (11:19:26 PM): sure sure
Judson Birza (11:19:35 PM): but now I know what you're talking about lmao
Bob Dawg (11:19:38 PM): :-P
Bob Dawg (11:19:43 PM): anti jokes got me through senior yet
Bob Dawg (11:19:45 PM): *year
Judson Birza (11:19:49 PM): lmaoooo
Judson Birza (11:19:50 PM): fool!
Bob Dawg (11:20:31 PM): >

I thought my anti-joke answer was better too! I should be an anti-joke comedian!! I'd be so unfunny it's not even funny bro!

[fabio]

"Fun Times with Fob and Bob!!"

Bob Dawg (11:20:56 PM): just FYI
Bob Dawg (11:21:02 PM): im posting this chat in my confessional
Bob Dawg (11:21:07 PM): and calling it Fun Time with Fob and Bob
Judson Birza (11:21:20 PM): dood, that should just be a section of your confessional lmao
Bob Dawg (11:21:26 PM): yes
Bob Dawg (11:21:34 PM): regular conversations
Bob Dawg (11:21:37 PM): and Fun Time with Fob and Bob
Judson Birza (11:22:10 PM): totes dude
Judson Birza (11:22:13 PM): I'll do the same
Judson Birza (11:22:19 PM): so everyone can see how awesome we are
Bob Dawg (11:22:25 PM): it'll just be repeat though

I totes came up with the idea. I know the convo is misleading...it's meant that way >_>

[fabio]

"Black jokes create great allies!"

Bob Dawg (11:22:27 PM): your stealing my idea
Judson Birza (11:23:20 PM):
Bob Dawg (11:23:46 PM): ROBBER
Judson Birza (11:24:30 PM): ROBBER
Judson Birza (11:24:34 PM): I ain't black foo
Bob Dawg (11:24:38 PM): ....
Bob Dawg (11:24:48 PM): ...........
Judson Birza (11:25:00 PM): jk jk jk jk jk
Judson Birza (11:25:02 PM): brah
Judson Birza (11:25:04 PM):
Judson Birza (11:25:10 PM): dude we're gonna get along sooo well
Bob Dawg (11:25:48 PM): really?
Bob Dawg (11:26:06 PM): yea i know :-P
Judson Birza (11:27:18 PM): i'm stoked
Judson Birza (11:27:20 PM): allies?
Judson Birza (11:27:22 PM): for sure!
Judson Birza (11:27:25 PM): letsdoittttt
Bob Dawg (11:27:39 PM): i mean
Bob Dawg (11:27:42 PM): fob and bob time
Bob Dawg (11:27:43 PM): would suck
Bob Dawg (11:27:47 PM): if i voted you off right away
Judson Birza (11:30:51 PM): dude.
Judson Birza (11:30:54 PM): you wouldn't dare
Judson Birza (11:30:58 PM): how dare you even bring it up.
Bob Dawg (11:31:01 PM): well now i wont
Bob Dawg (11:31:04 PM): since we are allies
Judson Birza (11:31:16 PM): WE ARE?!?!
Bob Dawg (11:31:20 PM): yea
Judson Birza (11:31:21 PM): I'm so happy ^_^
Bob Dawg (11:31:29 PM): im content
Judson Birza (11:32:14 PM): oh.... *clears throat* me too
Bob Dawg (11:33:13 PM): lol
Bob Dawg (11:33:23 PM): little buddy
Judson Birza (11:33:36 PM): i'm like mini dawg
Bob Dawg (11:33:43 PM): lmao

I'm like an apprentice almost, I'm just....better!

[Rob Mariano]

Are we having a first eSurvivor bromance?

[Rob Mariano]

^ Well Chase/Benry was pretty close to one the way people talked about them

[fabio]

It's not a bromance dude, it's a Dawgmance!!

Jan 12, 2012 5:16:44 GMT -5 Rob Mariano said:

^ Well Chase/Benry was pretty close to one the way people talked about them

Lololololololol totes!!

[Tom Westman]

you know Benry and Chase?

[Tom Westman]

and the bromance was called Chenry for all you weak minded people